Be on the Lookout for Anthropomorphic Boogers

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  1. TalmadgeNo Gravatar says:

    I seriously think you are hi-larry-us! I never could write..i stared to write a fiction about a man masterbating in the shower and when his sperm went down the drain (into the sewer)……behold the novel—-SEWER BABIES! but it was such a sick idea i never really tried writing it; plus i never learned how to read!!!! Anyway, you should be famous with your talent—- brillant!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on July 23rd, 2011 4:31 am:

    I think sick ideas run in our family. :)

    Believe it or not, the concept of sewer babies has been done. Check out Harlan Ellison’s story, Croatoan, in his book Strange Wine.

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  2. Vicki WilsonNo Gravatar says:

    What a great story about booger!lols I honestly love this post. It’s very interesting and funny. :)

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on September 13th, 2011 5:17 am:

    Thank you! :)

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  3. Paw HellegaardNo Gravatar says:

    Just wonderfull, wow dude :-)

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  4. lindaNo Gravatar says:

    Hi William, I love your articles and stories. My kids would find the booger story, the one written in grade 8 very funny. I thought the ending was funny where the principal was a booger fan. Having said that, I don’t think you should give up your day job!

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  5. Randomly came across this blog. Hilarious! Insanely funny from a marginally stable brain. ha!

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  6. The DudeNo Gravatar says:

    Mr Dead Rooster (aka William),
    I’ve never read a blog post that covers Santa, his colonoscopy bag, and boogers. And I doubt I ever will again, at least on any other blog.
    Thanks for an interesting, thought-provoking post.
    The Dude

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  7. NupurNo Gravatar says:

    Pretty funny! I like your trip down the fiction memory lane and of course your booger story!

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  8. Hilarious! I love your fiction, though as a teacher, I might not have been as pleased if I thought you were using my nose as your boy-cave. I was going to steal your lip picture for one of my posts, but I started reading instead, and I love your blog.

    Signed,
    A Hot Blond 61 year old!!! :) hahaha

    Here’s a joke you may have heard sent from a friend of mine.
    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
     
    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
     
    THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
     
    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON’T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
     
    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
     
    THE BLONDE REPLIES, “I’M BLONDE, I’M BEAUTIFUL, I’M GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
     
    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.
     
    THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? WELL, I’LL HANDLE THIS, I’M MARRIED TO A BLONDE AND I SPEAK BLONDE.”
     
    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
     
    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
     
    “I TOLD HER, “FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO.”

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  9. Wow. Props to Mr. Peterson for encouraging your creativity!

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  10. Larry RyalsNo Gravatar says:

    Ha ha ha! Lmao! Awesome stuff. My fave episode of MST3K is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The only thing better would be Santa’s Colostomy Bag Conquers the Mucus-Based Sewer Babies.

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  11. nerdfathaNo Gravatar says:

    Santa and the bursting colostomy bag had me rolling (hopefully not in the remnants of said bag) You write funny stuff, sir.

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