Excerpt from Dead Rooster’s Mediocre Guide to Women: Sometimes, trying to be nice—even if it’s totally sincere—can get you into trouble. Avoid extraneous phrases that can lead your girl to reconstruct a derogatory meaning to what you’ve actually said: Girlfriend: Angelina Jolie is hot You: She’s not THAT hot Girlfriend: She’s pretty hot You: You’re [...]

People see me with beautiful women all the time and wonder: how is this crazy, old– but, admittedly, pretty incredibly hot – man able to consistently land such foxy young starlets? What’s his secret? Well, guys, it’s easier than you might think and I’m about to reveal it to you right now. At the same [...]