I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, your writing skills are superior to that of most lower forms of primate, maybe even moderately-trained chimpanzees, so why don’t you try to write a novel? The answer is simple: I suck at writing fiction. Believe me, I’ve tried. In fact, I recently found a whole box of [...]

Good news everyone! The December 2008 issue of Antithesis Celebrity Magazine is due out any day now and I just found out I made the front cover! I knew I was going to be featured in the magazine’s list of Incredibly Hot Men, but when I saw what the front cover was going to look [...]