The main reason I got an iPhone—aside from the fact that my previous RAZR phone had reception equal to that of a 1960′s short-wave radio (“Come-in Tokyo!”)—was so I could keep connected to the internet and my billions of fans no matter where I was or what I was doing. So, on Monday, I decided [...]

At the time I’m writing this I’m sitting at a little over 5,000 followers on Twitter and AT LEAST 1,000 of them are either marketers, spammers or some other form of insane villain. As much as I love to click links in each and every tweet promising to get me over One Million Followers in [...]

Ever have an urgent message you need to get out and wish you had an easy way for friends to send it out via Twitter? Let’s say a radioactive ape has escaped from your laboratory and you need to alert the public. You ask your friends to please tweet the following message: WARNING! RADIOACTIVE APE [...]

As many of you have noticed, I’ve been pretty scarce around here for the past two weeks. February is the busiest time of year here at the Dead Rooster Mansion, and I was just so overwhelmed I couldn’t keep up with the blog. The main reason for my absence, as I’m sure you have figured [...]