Yeah, I kind of sucked at updating while in Hawaii–but, can you blame me? I was totally overstimulated–surrounded by major life-changing scenery; perfect weather; exotic women and endless adventures. If I was awake, I was doing something exciting and wasn’t about to go sit in my room and type blog posts.
But, I’ve got plenty of [...]

“Thar be no pyrates in these waters, but I warn ye, beware the sea lions, for they’re mischievous critters with a taste for blood…human blood…”
Having seen over eight-billion horror movies, I’m often asked what I think is the scariest movie ever made. My answer is always the same and always immediate—no need to mull it [...]