Get out of my dreams and into my Jello-filled bathtub! I have found the ultimate blog promotion site: Blog Engage. Blog Engage is a blogging community and social networking site designed specifically for bloggers. But, unlike other bloggers’ communities such as MyBlogLog or BlogCatalog, it works more like Reddit and Digg where you vote up-or-down [...]

I am irresistible to hot, young, horny women. I learned this last night while I was setting up Dead Rooster’s new MySpace page. Before I knew it I had invitations from four incredibly hot girls wanting to be my friend, because—you know—super hot girls have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than sit [...]