The Purrrfect Delivery of Morning Wood
For some reason, a lot of men find it challenging to their masculinity to admit liking cats; we’re supposed to like other, more guy-oriented things like dogs, or vaporizing watermelons with fully-automatic weapons. But, not me. I love cats. …most of the time. Truly, the only time cats really get on my nerves is when [...]
Silence The Rooster Ad Campaign Crowing Success
Photo credit: NeonMan The recent Silence The Rooster ad campaign to promote the popular sleep aid, AmbienCR, has proved to be a wild success—not necessarily for the company selling the drug—but for completely unrelated humor-oriented blogs such as the one you are reading right now. See, bloggers, such as myself, will latch on to nearly [...]
Dark into Daylight—a Dead Rooster Crows at the Moon
Photo credit: jahdakine I don’t like alarm clocks. I also believe that whoever invented them should have their eyes sucked out with toilet plungers. However, this weekend, I am going to have to use one (an alarm clock, not a toilet plunger) in order to make sure I get up. Friday thru Sunday is the [...]

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