Dear Devil,
After I published my post about how one shouldn’t display one’s feedcount until one has at least 100 subscribers, you couldn’t wait to set it on fire, could you…
What did I ever do to you?
I was minding my own business, basking in the glow of my 190 subscribers; looking forward to the big 200; [...]

INFORMATIONAL BLOG POST ALERT. The following article is written for my fellow bloggers. Like most Dead Rooster posts, it’s incredibly interesting, but many of my humor readers may find it confusing and alarming and might even suspect I’ve been eating way too much sugar.
Many of you are thinking, “hey, what’s this rooster character trying [...]

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WEEKEND PLANS ABORTED. The plan was to take a few days off, mix up a pitcher of margaritas, relax on the back porch and finish reading Cluck: Murder Most Fowl. The trouble was that the temperature here in the beautiful wine country of southern California shot up to over eight-million-degrees–or, in the real [...]