After thousands of years playing tricks to steal mens souls, the Devil–in cooperation with Taco Bell Restaurants–has invented a taco so highly addictive that the caverns of hell are literally bursting with corpses. I am, of course, referring to the Volcano Taco. Seasoned beef, cheese and lettuce topped with a cheesy lava sauce so spicy [...]

The rumors are true. Taco Bell’s Volcano Taco—the fast-food industry’s spiciest legal-taco—has officially been discontinued. Why, Taco Bell, why? This is especially devastating news for me. Not only did I develop a hard addiction to these things, but I was just about to make the Volcano Taco the official taco of Dead Rooster dot com. [...]