OK, let’s all just simmer down a little — this is Bobby Slayton we’re talking about here…  if you were so easily offended, you shouldn’t have watched his hilarious 1-hour comedy special premiering this week on Showtime® (Premieres March 4th, 9/8c). If you like, vicious, “Pit-Bull of Comedy” style stand-up routines, this Scarsdale, New York [...]

I rarely put videos on my blog, but when I saw this Walmart Clown Commercial during the NFL playoffs yesterday, I laughed so hard I knew I had to share it. It is easily the funniest commercial I’ve seen in years and it boggles my mind as to why Walmart didn’t wait a couple weeks [...]

I make so much money online that I often just sit around the Dead Rooster Mansion puffing on Tiparillos which I carelessly light-up with actual Mexican currency totaling as much as 100 Pesos! I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, you may be way more interesting than that Dos equis guy, but if you’re such [...]

Excerpt from Dead Rooster’s Mediocre Guide to Women: Sometimes, trying to be nice—even if it’s totally sincere—can get you into trouble. Avoid extraneous phrases that can lead your girl to reconstruct a derogatory meaning to what you’ve actually said: Girlfriend: Angelina Jolie is hot You: She’s not THAT hot Girlfriend: She’s pretty hot You: You’re [...]