I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, your writing skills are superior to that of most lower forms of primate, maybe even moderately-trained chimpanzees, so why don’t you try to write a novel? The answer is simple: I suck at writing fiction. Believe me, I’ve tried. In fact, I recently found a whole box of [...]

OK, let’s all just simmer down a little — this is Bobby Slayton we’re talking about here…  if you were so easily offended, you shouldn’t have watched his hilarious 1-hour comedy special premiering this week on Showtime® (Premieres March 4th, 9/8c). If you like, vicious, “Pit-Bull of Comedy” style stand-up routines, this Scarsdale, New York [...]

I rarely put videos on my blog, but when I saw this Walmart Clown Commercial during the NFL playoffs yesterday, I laughed so hard I knew I had to share it. It is easily the funniest commercial I’ve seen in years and it boggles my mind as to why Walmart didn’t wait a couple weeks [...]

I make so much money online that I often just sit around the Dead Rooster Mansion puffing on Tiparillos which I carelessly light-up with actual Mexican currency totaling as much as 100 Pesos! I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, you may be way more interesting than that Dos equis guy, but if you’re such [...]