It’s not easy. I’ve had to climb barbed-wire fences, slide under grapevines, charm angry park rangers and even deal with rattlesnakes. But, when it comes to proposing marriage to women, I am the master. It’s true. I’ve proposed to over 100 women and they have all—every single one of them—said “yes.” Not only that, but [...]

Photo credit: jahdakine I don’t like alarm clocks. I also believe that whoever invented them should have their eyes sucked out with toilet plungers. However, this weekend, I am going to have to use one (an alarm clock, not a toilet plunger) in order to make sure I get up. Friday thru Sunday is the [...]

They are finally running the 2009 Honda Pilot commercial I worked on and mentioned in a previous post. I saw it myself this morning on–you guessed it–CNN (do they love me over there or what?). The commercial involves a Good Samaritan (driving a 2009 Honda Pilot) who encounters a recently-landed hot-air balloon blocking the road. [...]

This is a follow-up to my last post in which I explained how my abnormally shabby visage was exposed to a national TV audience. I also hinted that I would be doing some additional work with a different and much larger production company based in Hollywood. The first thing I learned was, in the movie [...]