It’s not easy. I’ve had to climb barbed-wire fences, slide under grapevines, charm angry park rangers and even deal with rattlesnakes. But, when it comes to proposing marriage to women, I am the master. It’s true. I’ve proposed to over 100 women and they have all—every single one of them—said “yes.” Not only that, but [...]

Screenshot of USA Channel’s Character Fantasy which aired last Saturday, March, 22nd featuring yours truly starting a new fashion trend for television stars: The Semi-Peeved Hot-Air-Balloon-Chasing Scumbag Look. I sometimes work as ground crew for hot-air balloon companies. This means I set-up, inflate and chase hot air balloons in and around Temecula Wine Country in [...]