When I saw myself in the mirror, I knew I had to do something, so I ordered a Flowbee. Within 10-minutes of receiving the Flowbee, I fired-it-up and began the experiment. Turns out it was not the comedy-gold I was expecting; the darn thing actually works! Is this me… or, is it the next James [...]

Photo credit: Pancho’s I haven’t had a haircut in almost four months and I’m beginning to look like a mad scientist. The reason is because my regular hairstylist—the one I’d been going to each and every month for the previous eight months—was recently discovered by a high-profile modeling agency and, rather than being known as [...]

Screenshot of USA Channel’s Character Fantasy which aired last Saturday, March, 22nd featuring yours truly starting a new fashion trend for television stars: The Semi-Peeved Hot-Air-Balloon-Chasing Scumbag Look. I sometimes work as ground crew for hot-air balloon companies. This means I set-up, inflate and chase hot air balloons in and around Temecula Wine Country in [...]