Petting a Crocodile While Sitting on a Landmine
Excerpt from Dead Rooster’s Mediocre Guide to Women: Sometimes, trying to be nice—even if it’s totally sincere—can get you into trouble. Avoid extraneous phrases that can lead your girl to reconstruct a derogatory meaning to what you’ve actually said: Girlfriend: Angelina Jolie is hot You: She’s not THAT hot Girlfriend: She’s pretty hot You: You’re [...]


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