How to Lop Off the Heads of 1000 Twitter Marketers
At the time I’m writing this I’m sitting at a little over 5,000 followers on Twitter and AT LEAST 1,000 of them are either marketers, spammers or some other form of insane villain. As much as I love to click links in each and every tweet promising to get me over One Million Followers in [...]
The Scent of a Rooster
I filled my truck with gas this morning and when I was done I looked up and saw Stater Bros. supermarket across the parking lot. I remembered I was running low on deodorant, so decided I would just run in there really quick and get some. Lately, I’ve been using Old Spice Red Zone “Swagger” [...]
Dead Rooster Survives Bug Attack on Universal Mummy Coaster
I’m not a big fan of rollercoasters; I will ride one if I have to—but only under dire circumstances—such as when the amusement park is burning down and it’s the only way to get out alive. Recently, I went to Universal Studios in Hollywood California with my brother’s family. My brother was out of town [...]
What to do with a Kangaroo Filled with Creamed Corn
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