I rarely put videos on my blog, but when I saw this Walmart Clown Commercial during the NFL playoffs yesterday, I laughed so hard I knew I had to share it. It is easily the funniest commercial I’ve seen in years and it boggles my mind as to why Walmart didn’t wait a couple weeks [...]

I make so much money online that I often just sit around the Dead Rooster Mansion puffing on Tiparillos which I carelessly light-up with actual Mexican currency totaling as much as 100 Pesos! I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, you may be way more interesting than that Dos equis guy, but if you’re such [...]

Last night during a fun conversation in BlogCatalog‘s forum involving NASA and how they lost the original footage of the moon landing, the 1980′s TV show, Full House, naturally became part of the conversation. For me, this brought back a flood of traumatic teen-age memories such as shark attacks, police shootouts, and going to high-school [...]

Today is my brother David’s birthday so I thought I’d bake him a cake. I used a Teddy Bear shaped cake pan (because that’s how I roll–only the finest novelty cake pans are used in my kitchen). But after I applied frosting and placed the Junior Mints for the eyes and nose, it turned out [...]