Excuse Me Sir; May I Sample Your Octopus?
I used to think that eating sushi was mainly a novelty. In other words, people didn’t eat it because they liked the taste; they ate it because it was a way to show off: “Look at me; I’m actually eating raw squid! I am so powerful! Do as I say or I’ll shake these tentacles [...]
Cocoa Comets Cereal: What Dreams May Come?
Stater Bros. Cocoa Comets Cereal: A sweet part of a nutritious breakfast, or mind altering hallucinogenic dream enhancer? Men should never be allowed to go grocery shopping unattended. If we are, we will always come home with either A: several cartons labeled Beers of the World containing many obscure and unusual tasting beers from many [...]

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