I know what you’re thinking: Hey, William, your writing skills are superior to that of most lower forms of primate, maybe even moderately-trained chimpanzees, so why don’t you try to write a novel? The answer is simple: I suck at writing fiction. Believe me, I’ve tried. In fact, I recently found a whole box of [...]

Book Review: Cluck: Murder Most Fowl I fretted about how to begin this review for hours. I was afraid that if I came right out with the basic premise—how a boy with a very special gift is whisked away to a chicken-obsessed secret society in France to learn the fine-points of poultry exorcism, and then [...]

Here at the Dead Rooster Online Entertainment Laboratories (DROEL) we are constantly on the lookout for high-quality rooster related entertainment. That’s why, this week, we were especially pleased to unearth a major work in the rare “Zombie Chicken” genre. NEW BOOK—Cluck: Murder Most Fowl As my loyal readers already know, I’m a big fan of [...]