Dead Rooster’s Sure Fire Method for Seducing Women
People see me with beautiful women all the time and wonder: how is this crazy, old– but, admittedly, pretty incredibly hot – man able to consistently land such foxy young starlets? What’s his secret? Well, guys, it’s easier than you might think and I’m about to reveal it to you right now. At the same [...]
Dead Rooster’s Last Blog Post EVER…
Smiling moon blacked-out by clouds, Your gentle beams choked by rain, No amount of conjuring will bring you back now, On fragile wings I fall to the mud and cry. –The Wayward Rooster Welcome to my last blog post EVER… …for the year 2008. Haha! Made you worry there for a minute, didn’t I? No, [...]
Sun Sets on Hawaii–Dead Rooster Hits the Mainland
Yeah, I kind of sucked at updating while in Hawaii–but, can you blame me? I was totally overstimulated–surrounded by major life-changing scenery; perfect weather; exotic women and endless adventures. If I was awake, I was doing something exciting and wasn’t about to go sit in my room and type blog posts. But, I’ve got plenty [...]
Oh, by the way, I’m in Hawaii
Everything happened so fast! I knew I was going to Hawaii to work on a movie set–we were supposed to fly over on Friday and start shooting on Sunday. Well, on Monday I was crating up equipment to be shipped over and as the shipping truck was leaving, Dominic says, “Oh, by the way, we’ve [...]

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