I Could Tell You, But then I’d have to Kill Everyone
OK, so I’ve been gone for a few days weeks months and you’re wondering what happened to me. Well, reality has a way of sneaking up behind you, slobbering in your ear causing a really creepy sensation that, instinctively, forces you to turn around, poke it in the eye thus angering it to the point [...]


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