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	<title>Comments on: The Scientific Murder of an Innocent Gummi Bear</title>
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		<title>By: chris</title>
		<link>http://deadrooster.com/humor/the-scientific-murder-of-an-innocent-gummi-bear/comment-page-1#comment-1271</link>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nasty</description>
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		<title>By: Joshua</title>
		<link>http://deadrooster.com/humor/the-scientific-murder-of-an-innocent-gummi-bear/comment-page-1#comment-270</link>
		<dc:creator>Joshua</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure I agree with Gummi Bear mutilation. I happen to think Gummy Bears are delicious and that the late &#039;80s cartoon was a psychedelic manifestation of their genius. However, if you do subscribe to such explicit mutilation, might I suggest placing a number of said Gummy Bears inside a Gingerbread house along with those dreaded, evil Gummy Worms, locking the doors and lighting the house on fire? I dunno, just a thought....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure I agree with Gummi Bear mutilation. I happen to think Gummy Bears are delicious and that the late &#8217;80s cartoon was a psychedelic manifestation of their genius. However, if you do subscribe to such explicit mutilation, might I suggest placing a number of said Gummy Bears inside a Gingerbread house along with those dreaded, evil Gummy Worms, locking the doors and lighting the house on fire? I dunno, just a thought&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: 7 Crazy Web Sites for Escaped Mental Patients &#124; DeadRooster.com</title>
		<link>http://deadrooster.com/humor/the-scientific-murder-of-an-innocent-gummi-bear/comment-page-1#comment-229</link>
		<dc:creator>7 Crazy Web Sites for Escaped Mental Patients &#124; DeadRooster.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Gummi Bears in various stages of torture, decapitation, crucifixion and death. My only question though, after seeing all the gummi violence on this site, is how they can overlook the ultimate in Gummi Bear destruction. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Gummi Bears in various stages of torture, decapitation, crucifixion and death. My only question though, after seeing all the gummi violence on this site, is how they can overlook the ultimate in Gummi Bear destruction. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Cricket's Hearth</title>
		<link>http://deadrooster.com/humor/the-scientific-murder-of-an-innocent-gummi-bear/comment-page-1#comment-96</link>
		<dc:creator>Cricket's Hearth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, this was quite a surprise. My grandchildren would love the gummy bear video. And William is correct - the oil companies would suddenly become the owner of the gummy bear franchise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, this was quite a surprise. My grandchildren would love the gummy bear video. And William is correct &#8211; the oil companies would suddenly become the owner of the gummy bear franchise.</p>
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