It’s Flowbee Time!
When I saw myself in the mirror, I knew I had to do something, so I ordered a Flowbee.
Within 10-minutes of receiving the Flowbee, I fired-it-up and began the experiment. Turns out it was not the comedy-gold I was expecting; the darn thing actually works!
Is this me… or, is it the next James Bond?
I thought about thrashing my hair in the name of comedy, but I just couldn’t do it. 
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Hot Damn Baby! Marry me will ya! Well since I have actually had a hair stuck in my foot, I just may have to buy one of these. ( Read Monday’s post) You look mahvelous
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 5:44 am:
Wow! A marriage proposal in the very first comment. These things are going to start selling like hotcakes!
You should DEFINITELY order a Flowbee for cutting your boys’ hair–it sucks all the hair right into your vacuum. Not one hair to clean up (or grow into your foot).
I ordered mine from Flowbee.com
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Sweeeet! I’m surprised the damn thing actually worked! Nice job. Now you and your Flowbee can open shop.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 8:16 am:
I was truly surprised. It actually did a great job; after I washed my hair and it fluffed up a little, I almost couldn’t believe how good it looked!
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See, Angie always knows. If you will look back at past comment you will see my rightness. Though, like you I have to admit, I wanted it to go all awry. You know, for the sake of comedy.
BTW I love your before pic — funny stuff — how long did it take you to get that Flowbee?!! *snickering
You clean up nice Sweetie!
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 10:02 am:
Haha! It only took about a week to receive it; but, it was several months before I made the decision to order it. LOL
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I think the bewildered, windblown expression on your before picture was probably enough comedy gold for one post anyway. You looked actively scared of the Flo-bee
Or possibly ready to go after Danny Torrence, I’m not sure which.
I’m surprised it worked, but hey– maybe FloBee needs a spokesman. You could be their Willy Mays or their ShamWow dude.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 10:10 am:
I took that photo immediately after rolling out of bed.
The ShamWow guy? I could NEVER match his sparkling personality. He is a God to me. LOL:)
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Terri Pattison
reply on October 22nd, 2008 1:33 pm:
The ShamWow guy has NOTHING!!on you. Don’t sell yourself short, You are a MegaDeus.
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I’ve never seen one of those before. What a sad sheltered life I’ve led.
Is there an attachment for other body hair areas?
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 10:26 am:
I would personally never try it on other body hair areas. A vacuum with blades attached is not a toy–it could chafe or possibly destroy certain parts of my anatomy.
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Yes, but does it work on cats?
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 11:27 am:
Haha! It hooks up to your vacuum cleaner and the head of the Flowbee makes roughly the same sound as standard buzz-clippers. I would LOVE to see someone try to use it on a cat. LOL
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When I was married, I sat one night and watched my father in law do my mother in law’s hair with a flowbee. I laughed so hard I cried. On the downside she hated me even more than she did before, on the upside, i laughed so hard i cried lol.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 12:19 pm:
…but, it takes a special type of idiot (like me) to Flowbee their OWN hair.
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That’s a shop vac, isn’t it? Nice touch.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 12:49 pm:
Of course! A Shop-Vac the only way to go!
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I’m pretty sure I desperately need one now. You should get a commission on all their new sales.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 7:19 pm:
LOL And, it’s fun! I can’t wait ’til my hair grows out so I can do it again!
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Does this work on other types of unruly hair?
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 7:57 pm:
You mean, like…fur?
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Claire
reply on October 22nd, 2008 8:30 pm:
Not quite
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Why William! You are quite the looker!!!
James, most definitely.
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William McCamment
reply on October 21st, 2008 8:05 pm:
You are so nice!
I think they should let me play James Bond, only I should do it the way I looked in the BEFORE picture! LOL.
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Your before pic totally reminded me of Bill Murray in Kingpin. Amazing!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/BillMurray/Kingpin_300x298.jpg
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William McCamment
reply on October 22nd, 2008 3:52 am:
LOL I love that movie!
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the results are just so amazing i am so totally speechless!
LOL!!! 
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William McCamment
reply on October 22nd, 2008 3:55 am:
I originally bought it for the comedy–but it actually worked so well I’m going to keep cutting my own hair with it from now on!
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billy, you look like Mr. Belding (?) from “Saved by the Bell”.
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William McCamment
reply on October 22nd, 2008 8:17 am:
Maybe I should grow a mustache. LOL
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A flowbee….you can’t be serious…oh wait! you are! damn…
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William McCamment
reply on October 22nd, 2008 12:27 pm:
I always considered a Flowbee a joke (which is why I bought one), however, I am totally sold on them now. And, it’s fun! LOL
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dude, I’m just shocked they still have those and they actually work!!
thanks for risking certain butchering in the name of us readers. I don’t intend to return the gesture.
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William McCamment
reply on October 23rd, 2008 3:53 am:
Don’t fear the Flowbee!
Seriously, I am totally sold on this gadget. I can’t wait for my hair to grow out a little so I can do it again!
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Big Smiles! Good job with the new toy.
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William McCamment
reply on October 23rd, 2008 9:29 am:
Thanks! It worked pretty doggone good!
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I just bought one as well. The irony: The flowbee haircut I just gave myself is easily one of the best haircuts I’ve ever had … better than all those $30 haircuts by trained pros. The guy that invented this thing deserves to be filthy rich.
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William McCamment
reply on December 6th, 2008 9:09 am:
Hey, I SWEAR by this thing now! I will never use a hairstylist again!
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shit, you’re so damn hot!
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William McCamment
reply on January 10th, 2009 3:01 pm:
Maybe you should come over and cool me off!
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I reached an age(45) where my hair style wasen’t that important. I wanted to save time,money and do a cut whenever I feel like it, not just on Saturday morning. Anyway, the first time I turned it on, I was naked and test driving. As guys do, my mind wandered and next thing you know I’m testing around the chest area and heading south. Well, I’m not sure what happened but, all of sudden my nut sack is in the moving cutting blades….Yikes….I instintavley pulled it off fully expecting my nuts to drop on the floor but, instead just saw blood dripping on the carpet. Lucky for me I only had 3 evenly spaced cuts on my sack and no perminent damage to the jewels.
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William McCamment
reply on June 29th, 2009 6:31 am:
Carl! Ouch! I just had a “shrivel-up” moment.
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Awesome idea for those bad hair days! Having said that…too bad I can’t handle cold water for my morning showers or it would have been otherwise an interesting idea.
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Sounds like an economical answer to me. Thanks!
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William McCamment
reply on August 10th, 2011 12:44 pm:
You’re welcome! And, it works great.
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If it works on you, it will work on me!
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