It’s Flowbee Time!
When I saw myself in the mirror, I knew I had to do something, so I ordered a Flowbee.
Within 10-minutes of receiving the Flowbee, I fired-it-up and began the experiment. Turns out it was not the comedy-gold I was expecting; the darn thing actually works!
Is this me… or, is it the next James Bond?
I thought about thrashing my hair in the name of comedy, but I just couldn’t do it. 
Comments
Comment from ettarose
Time: October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
Hot Damn Baby! Marry me will ya! Well since I have actually had a hair stuck in my foot, I just may have to buy one of these. ( Read Monday’s post) You look mahvelous
Comment from Don
Time: October 21, 2008, 7:57 am
Sweeeet! I’m surprised the damn thing actually worked! Nice job. Now you and your Flowbee can open shop.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 8:16 am:
I was truly surprised. It actually did a great job; after I washed my hair and it fluffed up a little, I almost couldn’t believe how good it looked!
Comment from AngieSS
Time: October 21, 2008, 8:25 am
See, Angie always knows. If you will look back at past comment you will see my rightness. Though, like you I have to admit, I wanted it to go all awry. You know, for the sake of comedy. 
BTW I love your before pic — funny stuff — how long did it take you to get that Flowbee?!! *snickering
You clean up nice Sweetie!
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 10:02 am:
Haha! It only took about a week to receive it; but, it was several months before I made the decision to order it. LOL
Comment from Jenn
Time: October 21, 2008, 9:21 am
I think the bewildered, windblown expression on your before picture was probably enough comedy gold for one post anyway. You looked actively scared of the Flo-bee
Or possibly ready to go after Danny Torrence, I’m not sure which.
I’m surprised it worked, but hey– maybe FloBee needs a spokesman. You could be their Willy Mays or their ShamWow dude.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 10:10 am:
I took that photo immediately after rolling out of bed.
The ShamWow guy? I could NEVER match his sparkling personality. He is a God to me. LOL:)
Terri Pattison reply on October 22nd, 2008 1:33 pm:
The ShamWow guy has NOTHING!!on you. Don’t sell yourself short, You are a MegaDeus.
Comment from Tiggy
Time: October 21, 2008, 9:27 am
I’ve never seen one of those before. What a sad sheltered life I’ve led.
Is there an attachment for other body hair areas?
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 10:26 am:
I would personally never try it on other body hair areas. A vacuum with blades attached is not a toy–it could chafe or possibly destroy certain parts of my anatomy.
Comment from chat blanc
Time: October 21, 2008, 11:03 am
Yes, but does it work on cats?
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 11:27 am:
Haha! It hooks up to your vacuum cleaner and the head of the Flowbee makes roughly the same sound as standard buzz-clippers. I would LOVE to see someone try to use it on a cat. LOL
Comment from Nessa
Time: October 21, 2008, 12:12 pm
When I was married, I sat one night and watched my father in law do my mother in law’s hair with a flowbee. I laughed so hard I cried. On the downside she hated me even more than she did before, on the upside, i laughed so hard i cried lol.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 12:19 pm:
…but, it takes a special type of idiot (like me) to Flowbee their OWN hair.
Comment from New Age Bitch
Time: October 21, 2008, 12:44 pm
That’s a shop vac, isn’t it? Nice touch.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 12:49 pm:
Of course! A Shop-Vac the only way to go!
Comment from Joe
Time: October 21, 2008, 4:01 pm
I’m pretty sure I desperately need one now. You should get a commission on all their new sales.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 7:19 pm:
LOL And, it’s fun! I can’t wait ’til my hair grows out so I can do it again!
Comment from Claire
Time: October 21, 2008, 4:47 pm
Does this work on other types of unruly hair?
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 7:57 pm:
You mean, like…fur?
Comment from Milena
Time: October 21, 2008, 5:43 pm
Why William! You are quite the looker!!!
James, most definitely.
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 8:05 pm:
You are so nice!
I think they should let me play James Bond, only I should do it the way I looked in the BEFORE picture! LOL.
Comment from The Dunce
Time: October 21, 2008, 8:17 pm
Your before pic totally reminded me of Bill Murray in Kingpin. Amazing!
http://entimg.msn.com/i/BillMurray/Kingpin_300×298.jpg
William McCamment reply on October 22nd, 2008 3:52 am:
LOL I love that movie!
Comment from Ane Fallarme
Time: October 22, 2008, 12:18 am
the results are just so amazing i am so totally speechless! LOL!!!
William McCamment reply on October 22nd, 2008 3:55 am:
I originally bought it for the comedy–but it actually worked so well I’m going to keep cutting my own hair with it from now on!
Comment from Matty
Time: October 22, 2008, 7:15 am
billy, you look like Mr. Belding (?) from “Saved by the Bell”.
William McCamment reply on October 22nd, 2008 8:17 am:
Maybe I should grow a mustache. LOL
Comment from Wayne John
Time: October 22, 2008, 11:42 am
A flowbee….you can’t be serious…oh wait! you are! damn…
William McCamment reply on October 22nd, 2008 12:27 pm:
I always considered a Flowbee a joke (which is why I bought one), however, I am totally sold on them now. And, it’s fun! LOL
Comment from dadthedude
Time: October 22, 2008, 4:21 pm
dude, I’m just shocked they still have those and they actually work!!
thanks for risking certain butchering in the name of us readers. I don’t intend to return the gesture.
William McCamment reply on October 23rd, 2008 3:53 am:
Don’t fear the Flowbee!
Seriously, I am totally sold on this gadget. I can’t wait for my hair to grow out a little so I can do it again!
Comment from Uni
Time: October 23, 2008, 7:49 am
Big Smiles! Good job with the new toy.
William McCamment reply on October 23rd, 2008 9:29 am:
Thanks! It worked pretty doggone good!
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Comment from wowsers
Time: December 5, 2008, 1:35 pm
I just bought one as well. The irony: The flowbee haircut I just gave myself is easily one of the best haircuts I’ve ever had … better than all those $30 haircuts by trained pros. The guy that invented this thing deserves to be filthy rich.
William McCamment reply on December 6th, 2008 9:09 am:
Hey, I SWEAR by this thing now! I will never use a hairstylist again!
William McCamment reply on October 21st, 2008 5:44 am:
Wow! A marriage proposal in the very first comment. These things are going to start selling like hotcakes!
You should DEFINITELY order a Flowbee for cutting your boys’ hair–it sucks all the hair right into your vacuum. Not one hair to clean up (or grow into your foot).
I ordered mine from Flowbee.com
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