I Scream, You Scream, But No One Screamed like the Ice Cream Man

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  1. UniNo Gravatar says:

    His sense of humor over the years also. You should write the Jack-in-the-box story (though thats a truly visual thing)

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on July 14th, 2008 10:07 am:

    Funny you should mention that Jack-in-the-box story. I’m doing a series of stories called, “Dead Rooster at Sea” in which, for one of them, I’m going to include the Jack-in-the-box story as part of it.

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  2. Zip n TizzyNo Gravatar says:

    OH my!
    As the mother of two small boys let me just say, “I”m very afraid.”
    I can so see how this could happen.
    My husband and I were just talking about those childhood things you do that seem like a good idea, until the moment you do them.
    WOW!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on July 16th, 2008 8:53 am:

    LOL Well, don’t worry, most of the frightening things your boys will do you won’t ever hear about until they grow-up and write about it in their blogs. 🙂

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  3. KarenNo Gravatar says:

    I found you through Entrecard and signed up for Humor-Blogs just now so I could rate your blog. Thanks for making me laugh today!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on July 16th, 2008 8:53 am:

    Wow! Thanks, I really appreciate that. Every vote helps! 🙂

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  4. BrentNo Gravatar says:

    God 🙂 That story made me laugh like nothing I’ve seen on the net in a long time. I just about stopped breathing when I got to “The flaming body, now appearing as if the driver placed it up there on purpose, sent a confusing message to those wanting ice cream.”

    Oddly enough, my friends and I used to do the “tossing dummy in front of vehicle” thing when were about 12. Although never quite so spectacularly as that 🙂

    This was 40 years ago now. Some things never change I guess.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on July 16th, 2008 4:07 pm:

    Hi Brent! Always happy to meet a fellow dummy tosser. LOL 🙂

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  5. AramithiaNo Gravatar says:

    You didn’t start a forest fire so Smokey Bear would be proud of you. Alot of others wouldn’t be proud of you, but who cares what they think. Great story.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on March 30th, 2009 4:19 am:

    Thanks, Aramithia! 🙂

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  6. Oh, f*cking awesome.

    I was recruited by my older brother to help sew dummies to be erected in mute protest of a new suburban development in our town. The array made the papers.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on March 30th, 2009 4:20 am:

    Awesome! I’m glad my little incident didn’t make the papers… LOL 🙂

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  7. ZandriaNo Gravatar says:

    OMG! I know this was posted a while back and I am pretty sure you won’t see this comment, but I laughed until I cried when I read this (after having just gotten over my laughing fit caused by your Volcano Taco post)! Thanks for the laughs!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on March 30th, 2009 4:19 am:

    Hi Zandria! Thanks for laughing! 🙂

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