Dead Rooster: Confessions of a Dot Com Trillionaire

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  1. Thanks for the great tips! I think I have figured out what I have been doing wrong now. Tomorrow, I am going to write a post entitled: I might have Mesothelioma! I hope I can start making lots of moneys soon, too.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on August 29th, 2009 4:05 pm:

    You must be making SOME money… you have one of the greatest cat wardrobes I’ve ever seen! My cats ALWAYS give me dirty looks after they read your blog. 🙂

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  2. I hereby declare that I will not smoke bat poop and will torch Mexican money the first chance I get!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on August 29th, 2009 4:06 pm:

    You have taken the first step toward becoming a dot com trillionaire. Congratulations! 🙂

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  3. Your satirical view on the make money online genre was priceless! You pegged those boys so well and made me laugh hysterically in the process. Not only that, but you have found a very clever upfront way of getting those affiliate links out there. Long live superb satire 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on August 29th, 2009 4:08 pm:

    “priceless!” Haha! THAT is priceless! 🙂

    Thanks for the kind words; I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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  4. kathcomNo Gravatar says:

    Thanks to your sound advice, I am on my way to being a dot com trillionaire myself. Byt the way, that Aston is nice…for a starter car.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on August 29th, 2009 4:10 pm:

    Don’t forget not to smoke bat poop. A lot of people miss that part. 🙂

    I was going to get a $1.5-million dollar Aston Martin One-77, but I don’t like to flaunt my riches. 🙂

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  5. WalterNo Gravatar says:

    I like your positive insights on this post. It encourages me to go further with my dreams.
    Though the hard part of your advice is to write and to quit my job, I say that we must take certain reasonable risks in order to discover our true capacities. 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on September 2nd, 2009 9:54 am:

    You’re absolutely right. I’ve had to force myself to take risks; sometimes everything works out, sometimes it doesn’t, but without risks, you cannot grow. By the way, I checked our your blog. Nice resource for bloggers!

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  6. kathcomNo Gravatar says:

    You just got the Superior Scribbler Award. I hope you’ll like it. Please stop by Magick Sandwich to pick it up!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on September 2nd, 2009 10:01 am:

    Thanks so much for thinking of me with this award! I’m so honored!

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  7. John SullivanNo Gravatar says:

    Cool post especially since I just had to put old JOHN CHOW in check anyway I know you got pinged by that LINK that was under the second video ? IT was there BEFORE you came by 😉

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on September 7th, 2009 6:47 pm:

    Sorry, bro! I didn’t check the link! I was only kidding around anyway, I know you always do me right. You’re the best.

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  8. TatianaVNo Gravatar says:

    This post of yours is absolutely hilarious William 😉 And here is to us – all future Internet Trillionairs – go make your dreams come true Big Time 🙂 And in between – submit your blogs on the http://blogswirl.com while it’s still free 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on September 7th, 2009 6:49 pm:

    Future? I’m a trillionaire NOW!

    (what you believe, you can achieve). LOL 🙂

    Thanks, Tatiana!

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  9. Hilarious post. I do like Hostgator as a cheap web host in order to carry out all of my huge money making schemes.

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  10. Deborah BradleyNo Gravatar says:

    I used to remember John Chow posting his monthly income stats and I wonder how can he earn that much when Google started sandbagging his site.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on April 29th, 2011 3:37 pm:

    Believe it or not, he would still be making decent money even if he removed his blog from the internet because he has promoted affiliate programs with recurring billing.

    For example, every time someone signs up for Aweber through his affiliate link, he gets a commission every month as long as they are a subscriber.

    Pretty cool, huh? 🙂

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  11. DonNo Gravatar says:

    Did Dead Rooster die? Looks like no posts for about one year now. Actually, I found your site while googling “how to kill a rooster” because I have one in a tree in my backyard that starts crowing at 1 a.m. and doesn’t stop until I get out of bed and throw rocks at him. Guess I shouldn’t have done that because I think I might have broken my neighbor’s window. Anyway, I tried registering the domain killtherooster.com, but it was already taken. Maybe I’ll use the .net and make my millions with a how to blog. Thanks for the tips.

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  12. JeremiahNo Gravatar says:

    Funny! “I hearby declare this blog post a joke” this really made me lose my control for a while!

    Don’t quit entertaining!

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  13. McHam LawNo Gravatar says:

    As a lawyer I hereby register my concern and emotional distress over your blog. Hereinafter I request that you cease and desist making fun of lawyers!:)

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