Dead Rooster’s Sure Fire Method for Seducing Women

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  1. EliNo Gravatar says:

    Choo Choo baby!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 7th, 2009 12:51 pm:

    Don’t forget your flotation device, we’re going to make lots of suds! 🙂

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  2. KisaNo Gravatar says:

    Just say you do stinky diapers, and you got me, baby.

    Excellent post! Very funny.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 7th, 2009 12:52 pm:

    I think I need to come up with a Stinky Baby-Diaper solution. 🙂

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  3. It’s all in the scrubbing, baby! 🙂

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  4. plead the 5th, I always do and will

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 7th, 2009 4:42 pm:

    You are very wise. 🙂

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  5. DebNo Gravatar says:

    Will you travel to Maine? I’ll pay extra. I don’t have a matching cowgirl hat like Chelle, but I do have matching hair to yours.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 7th, 2009 4:43 pm:

    …you mean, like in my “fabulous” photo?

    I hope not! LOL 🙂

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  6. Paul BainesNo Gravatar says:

    Just one thing – does that mean that all cleaners are also players? I used to do a bit of cleaning at the local pub on my student hols and didn’t get half as much action as when I started pulling pints – then again my memory is cloudy these days – so long ago.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 8th, 2009 3:25 pm:

    Most cleaners have no idea the power they possess and therefore don’t use it to their advantage. 🙂

    Pulling prints is a cool job, dude. I wish I would’ve learned to do that. I’m a big fan of that type of art.

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  7. Wayne JohnNo Gravatar says:

    hahahaha! I need to remember to revisit to catch the insults. I just had to hire a friend to come clean the house because I can’t find time to do it myself.

    She’s a good girl though. 😉

    Yeah…sicko…I’ll take that. haha

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  8. At first I really thought you were being serious and then realised later and you made me smile – love the post and a great blog!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 8th, 2009 4:22 pm:

    Hopefully, it hit you when you got to the “I want to scrub your toilets, baby!” 🙂

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    Business blogNo Gravatar reply on January 9th, 2009 3:24 am:

    Yes you are absolutely right! :o)

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  9. JinksyNo Gravatar says:

    Its a good thing my wife wasn’t in the room when I read that, or she might get the wrong idea.

    Like laundry.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 9th, 2009 6:20 am:

    Come on, Jinksy! Wax the floors and really get her hot! 🙂

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  10. Excellent, that’s a day in my life. Now that I don’t need a job outside the house
    I always have plenty of dishes waiting and actually going to do two loads of laundry right after Steve Wilkos is over 🙂
    Thanks for the smiles
    Stumbled

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 9th, 2009 7:46 pm:

    Thanks, John!

    I’ve seen the photos of you and those hotties. Now we know how you do it! 🙂

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  11. You know you’re old when you use the word “foxy” to describe all of your lady friends.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 9th, 2009 7:52 pm:

    I also used the word, “starlets.” 🙂

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  12. JoshNo Gravatar says:

    Bummer part is, you have to follow through. 🙁

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 10th, 2009 3:42 pm:

    Of course you do! But, isn’t it worth it? 🙂

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    JoshNo Gravatar reply on January 12th, 2009 12:55 pm:

    After some deep, pensive thought, I disagree. I think the surefire way to seduce women is the cowboy hat you are wearing in your picture. In a non-gay way, I was almost seduced. The cooking, ironing and cleaning you’re ready to do for your lady type, that’s just icing on the cake. Wear that hat and wear it well, amigo.

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  13. Good Lord, where are my smelling salts? I do declare, Dead Rooster, you do have a way with women!

    And now if you’ll excuse me, this goat needs to change her panties.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on January 10th, 2009 3:45 pm:

    Shall I wash them for you too, madam? 🙂

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  14. Mrs TNo Gravatar says:

    Nooooooo!!!! The only time I want to see a guy in rubber gloves is during a gyne exam.

    I’d rather see a guy sporting a magnum and a serious bulge than Mr Muscle Kitchen cleaner. Pinnys just don’t do it for me. (With or without pants underneath.)

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on October 26th, 2009 11:46 am:

    This is only the seduction part! Then it’s off with the gloves and unholstering the magnum. 🙂

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