Am I Way Hotter than John Stamos or What?
Last night during a fun conversation in BlogCatalog‘s forum involving NASA and how they lost the original footage of the moon landing, the 1980′s TV show, Full House, naturally became part of the conversation.
For me, this brought back a flood of traumatic teen-age memories such as shark attacks, police shootouts, and going to high-school with John Stamos.
John and I were not really friends back then, but we did have a common acquaintance that forced us to acknowledge one another. Her name was Anestassia, or… Euthanasia, or, something like that… I forgot; anyway, she actually had the misguided judgment to leave me standing alone in the lunch line to go after him.
Anestassia was not then, nor ever, my girlfriend. The girl I was after at the time was a beautiful, tall, out-of-my-league blond named, Kim, who, unfortunately, was scheduled to take her lunch at a different period than me.
But, Anestassia was persistent, and every day she would jump in line directly in front of me, try to flirt with me, and generally make advances to the point of total nuisance. Once she even took my arms and physically wrapped them around her to make it look as if we were together. What if Kim saw that? It would ruin everything!
But then, one day, it happened: Anestassia was gone.
I stood there alone in line for the first time in weeks. Finally, I could relax.
Then I saw her up a little further in line. She had given up on me and was harassing some new kid: John Stamos.
I had been dumped for Uncle Jessie.
Although I was glad she was finally leaving me alone, I couldn’t help but feel somewhat rejected.
I don’t know—if Anestassia could see us today, I think she’d realize the enormous mistake she’s made; what do you think? [Note: I'm the one on the right]
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Ha! If you posed more like a glamor shot instead of a mugshot I’ll bet I could hardly tell you two apart. Honest!
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William McCamment
reply on July 18th, 2009 1:17 pm:
What a cruel thing to say! LOL
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Does that mean my mention of Full House inspired this post?
Ahem, anyway … it seems
AntonomasiaAnestassia didn’t end up with Uncle Jesse, after all. If she saw this side-by-side comparison, she’d regret her terrible judgment!What became of Kim?
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William McCamment
reply on July 18th, 2009 1:20 pm:
Haha! Yes! It was your “Full House” reference that lead to this post! Pat yourself on the back for me…
As for Kim: She and I became boyfriend and girlfriend after I graduated (she was two years behind me). Then, she broke my heart.
But, I survived.
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Omar Modesto
reply on July 18th, 2009 2:15 pm:
Aw, man … sorry to hear that (the heartbreak part, not that you survived).
If she saw this side-by-side … oh, wait. I said that already.
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that dude may have cash but you got style. Her loss man
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William McCamment
reply on July 18th, 2009 6:19 pm:
Thanks bro!
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hatingtherain
reply on July 19th, 2009 4:28 am:
Her loss, my gain
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William McCamment
reply on July 19th, 2009 4:52 am:
You’re so hot baby.
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hatingtherain
reply on July 19th, 2009 5:05 am:
You’re WAY HOTTER than John Stamos. AND James Bond.
William, I don’t know what you looked like in high school, but you are way hotter than John Stamos now.
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William McCamment
reply on July 19th, 2009 4:28 am:
It’s probably courageous hairstyle. It’s hard to beat that.
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hatingtherain
reply on July 19th, 2009 4:53 am:
It’s so unfair, you never wear your hair like that for ME
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Absolutely hilarious!!! Please take this the right way, but your photo looks like a mugshot. Was that taken before or after kicking John’s ass for stealing Anestassia? Congrats on finally winning over Kim. Although she broke your heart, sometimes it’s worth it to be able to show photos of her to people and say… “ya, I used to date this blond beauty.”
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William McCamment
reply on July 20th, 2009 12:56 pm:
That photo of me DOES look like a mugshot. It was taken literally within 5 minutes of rolling out of bed one morning and seeing myself in the mirror. My hair was so hilarious to me that I couldn’t resist taking a photo and sharing it with the world.
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Years ago, my friends and I saw John Stamos in a restaurant with Lori Loughlin. We knew it wouldn’t last. He was way too pretty for her. No one was even looking at her. I’m sure that’s why it didn’t work out with Kim. She couldn’t take the heat.
By the way, the fact that you took a photo of yourself with crazy-looking hair on purpose because you thought it looked funny is way hotter than some combed out pretty boy with excellent lighting any day. Like Patrick Dempsey–he’s groomed like a Pekingese. But Stamos would look hot with bedhead, too. I’ve got to speak the truth.
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William McCamment
reply on July 23rd, 2009 5:15 pm:
Haha! That REALLY WAS bedhead! Literally!
For the record, I remember John as a pretty nice guy in high school; however, he wasn’t anyone famous back then either.
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Please! Your ass would make John Stamos a Sunday face. You ARE the man!
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William McCamment
reply on July 24th, 2009 2:07 pm:
Haha! Girl, you are the funniest!
I often pull down my pants and get preferential treatment at fancy restaurants.
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