7 Crazy Web Sites for Escaped Mental Patients
OK, so you’ve managed to free yourself from the rubber room at the asylum, wriggle out of your straightjacket and ditch the guys in the white coats: What do you do now?
Well, if you can resist the urge to stare at your reflection in the doorknob for a few minutes, you might try visiting the following sites. All of which could only have been designed for crazy people.
This Peanut Looks like a Duck:
If you believe you are surrounded by ducks, this site might prove your theory. And, it’s not just peanuts either: there are potatoes, zucchinis, and even beer-foam that could quack at any moment. Ducks are everywhere—they’re probably watching you right now!
Gummi Bear Murder Photos:
Gummi Bears in various stages of torture, decapitation, crucifixion and death. My only question though, after seeing all the gummi violence on this site, is how they can overlook the ultimate in Gummi Bear destruction.
The O’Reilly Factor at BillO’Reilly.com:
Welcome to the impossible fantasy world of America’s most insane TV personality. This guy is nuts on a scale that could only be measured in light-years. The site, unfortunately, is kind of boring and apparently only exists to sell books, coffee mugs and adult diapers to his mentally defective fans. I watch the show every once in a while, but like most people, it’s only because I believe he’s on the brink of a complete psychotic meltdown and don’t want to miss it.
Cats that look like Hitler:
Does your cat resemble Adolph Hitler? Is it plotting an invasion of Poland? Maybe you should upload its picture. Cats on this site, affectionately called “Kitlers” are ranked according to their resemblance to The Furor.
Men who look like Kenny Rodgers:
If you wound-up in a mental institution because you thought you were Kenny Rodgers, now’s the time to prove everyone wrong by uploading your picture to this site.
Patricia Waller (Psychotic Toyshop):
Is this art? Or what? All I know is that the person that created these things should not have access to sharp instruments such as scissors or knitting needles.
Kent Rogowski (Inside-Out Teddy Bear Experiment):
Mental illness is the only explanation for something like this. This guy painstakingly took apart dozens of Teddy Bears, removed the stuffing, turned them inside out, re-stuffed, sewed them back together, and then took high-quality photographs.
If you are a real sicko, you can purchase his book and take them with you wherever you go!
OK, now that you’ve seen these web sites, maybe you should turn yourself in.
Dead Rooster is the online home of 
Those are really insane as insane as those old Crazy Eddie commercials
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Great investigative work, my friend. I’ve been looking for other crazy people to talk to. Other than the ones in my head.
Digged it.
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Well, I was sold on “Kitlers”….LOL. I mean really…LOL.
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[*sigh*]
Someday I’ll be on that list.
Someday.
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Lobo,
Actually, you have a point; I probably should have included you. On the other hand, you are far too crazy for this list. But, you are not without honor, Predator Press was the first site I ever added to my blogroll.
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So… how *exactly* did you just happen to run across these sites… hmm? *raises eyebrow*
I’m sure you just happened upon them or perhaps a ’slightly off’ friend recommended them? Hmmm…? *crosses arms in front of chest*
Actually, I’m quite relieved my site didn’t make the, “Uh… yeah…” list of sites there. haha
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TheMrs,
Your crossed arms and raised eyebrow frighten me (flashbacks of my ex-wife). The truth is my friends back at the lunatic asylum used to pass around this list on a small section of a Sunmaid Raisins box
I could not–in good conscience–put you on this list. You actually have moments of lucidity and some of your posts are down-right beautiful. LOBO however, has a very strong case.
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Thank you. I’ve always suspected that I might be crazy…until I saw these sites. They made me feel down right sane! Now…I’m off to look again because I’m still kinda sick and twisted…lol
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You know, if you painted a small mustache on O’Reilly , and surrounded him with gummy bears, he’d still look enough like a potato to fit 4 categories. Sticking him with probes and sewing him up inside out would only be for personal pleasure and wouldn’t really count.
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I have only been to the Bill O and the Hitler Kitty one, I swear. Now excuse me while I visit the others.
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William – That was you with the raisins box?
Crap.
I thank you for your kind words (I’ll forget the ex wife comment.. haha!) and thanks for making me smile.
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that Hitler cat was awesome…you have a new subscriber, been a fan for a while
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The inside out teddy bears are my new favorite. If I were crazy, I would be toying with the idea of doing the same thing to the lovely people I work with. Good thing I’m not crazy.
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Jason–
Remind me to never go to work for you.
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I call these type of sites ‘bastions of the internet’. Kittlers? Gummy Bear carnage? Bill O’Reilly? Great entertainment!
We need more sites like these. Thank you for sharing.
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AWESOME!
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