Random Photo from my Hard Drive: Frozen to an Aluminum Bench
Look at this photo I found on my hard drive. I’m the guy in the gray fur hat; the other guy, underneath the…skinned Pomeranian???…is my buddy Jeff. By looking at this photo you can hardly tell we are slowly dying of hypothermia.
The temperature that day was about 8 degrees F (-13 C) with a wind-chill factor roughly equal to that of the dark side of Pluto (the former planet—not the dog). We are braving these elements because it’s Sunday in Green Bay Wisconsin, the Packers are playing the Colts, and one of Jeff’s employees coughed up some free tickets.
If you live in Wisconsin and are offered free Green Bay Packers tickets, you MUST accept them and go to the game or else you will forever be known to all other Wisconsinites as THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD.
Everyone in Wisconsin is a Green Bay Packers fan: EVERYONE. A few people have attempted to move there from other places such as Minnesota and tried to remain true to their hometown team, but that would make them STUPID VIQUEENS FANS and there is NO WAY they are going to get their furnace repaired now—they’ll just have to huddle together in naked, manly fashion with DA’ STUPID BEARS FANS.
I miss Wisconsin a lot—especially fun times like we had that day—but I don’t miss the freezing temperatures. I also like the fact that, here in California, when I go to a football game and order a beer, it doesn’t come out of the cup in one solid block.
