INFORMATIONAL BLOG POST ALERT. The following article is written for my fellow bloggers. Like most Dead Rooster posts, it’s incredibly interesting, but many of my humor readers may find it confusing and alarming and might even suspect I’ve been eating way too much sugar. Many of you are thinking, “hey, what’s this rooster character trying [...]

Smiling moon blacked-out by clouds, Your gentle beams choked by rain, No amount of conjuring will bring you back now, On fragile wings I fall to the mud and cry. –The Wayward Rooster Welcome to my last blog post EVER… …for the year 2008. Haha! Made you worry there for a minute, didn’t I? No, [...]

My friend Karen at A Strange Life Revisited recently wrote a post in which she admitted to waking up with Grandpa Munster hair. I got after her for not sharing a photo of the incident with her readers. To me, this is instant blog material. But, I have to step back and realize that not [...]

Good news everyone! The December 2008 issue of Antithesis Celebrity Magazine is due out any day now and I just found out I made the front cover! I knew I was going to be featured in the magazine’s list of Incredibly Hot Men, but when I saw what the front cover was going to look [...]