OK, so I’ve been gone for a few days weeks months and you’re wondering what happened to me. Well, reality has a way of sneaking up behind you, slobbering in your ear causing a really creepy sensation that, instinctively, forces you to turn around, poke it in the eye thus angering it to the point [...]

As many of you have noticed, I’ve been pretty scarce around here for the past two weeks. February is the busiest time of year here at the Dead Rooster Mansion, and I was just so overwhelmed I couldn’t keep up with the blog. The main reason for my absence, as I’m sure you have figured [...]

Right now I am typing this from my desktop computer, my “Big Computer.” I also have a laptop computer which goes by the name of “Little Computer.” Usually, I type blog posts from the little computer, but last night, she came down with  a virus. It used to be that you had to be tricked [...]

Dear Devil, After I published my post about how one shouldn’t display one’s feedcount until one has at least 100 subscribers, you couldn’t wait to set it on fire, could you… What did I ever do to you? I was minding my own business, basking in the glow of my 190 subscribers; looking forward to [...]