What to do with a Kangaroo Filled with Creamed Corn
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WHOA! I almost forgot about the kangaroo! How about we turn it into a contest? The best comment I get explaining what one should do with a kangaroo filled with creamed corn wins 500 entrecard points. How’s that? *Contest Expired* Winner is…Jenn! (read her comment below and you’ll see why. LOL Hilarious! ).
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Comments
Comment from Wayne
Time: August 15, 2008, 1:51 pm
That’s great, I’m gonna check it out now. Thanks!
Comment from Jane
Time: August 16, 2008, 3:31 am
Um being an Aussie I’d probably say the answer for you Non Aussies would be *EAT IT*
Personally I couldn’t eat Skippy…
Just something so Un Australian about it !!!
William McCamment reply on August 18th, 2008 6:35 pm:
Hmm, maybe I should have went with the Frank Zappa “Llama filled with creamed corn” instead.
Comment from chat blanc
Time: August 16, 2008, 9:45 am
what should you do with a kangaroo filled with creamed corn? place it down wind from ya. I’m just sayin’
William McCamment reply on August 18th, 2008 6:36 pm:
LOL Yeah, if it blows, I don’t want to get any on me! 
Comment from Uni
Time: August 16, 2008, 7:43 pm
When presented with a kangaroo filled with creamed corn, one should search out a kangaroo filled with mashed potatoes, teach them to box and make Gallagher referee.
William McCamment reply on August 18th, 2008 6:46 pm:
OMG! I just KNEW you were going to turn it into a Gallagher thing. LOL
That’s just SICK, Uni! LOL
Uni reply on August 18th, 2008 8:26 pm:
Heeeeeeeeyyyy…..YOU’RE the one who asked the question……..this has “The Game” possibilities.
Comment from Jenn
Time: August 18, 2008, 10:13 am
Kangaroos filled with creamed corn are the latest in Australian Outback pinata technology. What birthday child of honor doesn’t love being blindfolded, spun around and allowed to swing a bat at Joey, the Cream Corn Filled Kangaroo? Then, once the kangaroo is cracked open, the kids scramble to each get the most handfuls of creamed corn. The creamed corn is added to special birthday treat bags, which are carried back home to provide dinner for the rest of the family.
William McCamment reply on August 18th, 2008 6:59 pm:
Holy smokes! This may be the funniest thing I’ve read EVER! …and, apparently, you are much more warped than I thought you were!
I love it! LOL
Comment from Jane
Time: August 18, 2008, 6:57 pm
@Jenn….err we’re not a third world country :O
William McCamment reply on August 18th, 2008 7:08 pm:
Come on, Jane. You don’t have to live in a third world country to enjoy the warm, corny goodness of a kangaroo pinata!
Ha ha!
Comment from Jane
Time: August 19, 2008, 4:03 am
@William no i was talking about the doggy bag err or is that kanga bag 
to take home
Comment from Jenn
Time: August 19, 2008, 6:03 am
Jane– I just don’t believe in waste. Plus, you know how big birthday party gift bags have become.
Comment from Jane
Time: August 19, 2008, 7:43 pm
@Jenn rofl Oh yes I saw something once, an article - its become a real event just to organize the party bag - no longer the lolly bag (good thing) but rather now the who can give better party bags thing - I always give a mixed bag a few lollies , and some little gifts like a stamp / stickers / notepad something useful and fun as well. But some party bags are Over the top…
Comment from Petra
Time: August 20, 2008, 4:27 pm
whoohoo! You da’ man! I’m checking it out now!
Comment from Nanny Goats
Time: August 20, 2008, 9:38 pm
Hey! You and I are both at the top in your picture! Woo hoo! And I’m afraid I’m all out of recipes when it comes to kangaroo with creamed corn.
RE Ausetkmt reply on September 13th, 2008 7:20 pm:
“well why not serve it with a Hearty Cianti..”
William McCamment reply on August 19th, 2008 3:21 am:
You’re welcome!
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