Incredibly Hot Men—Dead Rooster Author William McCamment Takes Top Honors

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  1. JoeNo Gravatar says:

    A hoax? I missed that the first time and spent the last few hours trying to hunt down 16th century ceramic chickens hoping for a chance meeting with a supermodel.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 20th, 2008 7:02 pm:

    Shhhh! Don’t let the secret out that supermodels often swoon in the presence of finely-crafted Elizabethan ceramic poultry.

    It’s their ONLY weakness! 🙂

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  2. KarenNo Gravatar says:

    I totally believed the whole thing. I still do! I’ll bet there’s a supermodel out there with your face on her chest RIGHT NOW. Wait…that didn’t come out right…well, maybe it did.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 20th, 2008 8:08 pm:

    If there was a supermodel with my face on her chest–take any meaning you like–well, let’s just say I wouldn’t be blogging right now. 🙂

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  3. ettaroseNo Gravatar says:

    Damn you! I really thought I had lost you for a minute. I really do not want to go to jail for having to whip some super models ass!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 5:14 am:

    No, no, no! Baby, you know all these supermodels that keep hanging around here are only after the fresh baked donuts! 🙂

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  4. JennNo Gravatar says:

    That’s hysterical– the photos are great. I’m totally impressed, Rooster.

    PS- please donate the remaining 400-year-old ceramic chicken to a museum. Historic preservation demands it. 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 1:07 pm:

    The chickens were a matching set; therefore, I felt obligated to smash the other one. 🙂

    (in reality, I could NEVER do that–I am so psychologically twisted when it comes to rare and collectible items–a real sicko).

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  5. *Scribbling on small gum wrapper*

    Find out where to purchase 16th century chickens or cheap knockoffs.
    Scout for areas with heavy model traffic.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 1:16 pm:

    Better stick to the real thing–one thing I learned is that supermodels can quickly identify even the best of cheap chicken knockoffs. 🙂

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  6. AngieSSNo Gravatar says:

    You’ll always be in my “Top 100 Incredibly Hot Men” list William. And I’m real — well, almost real. I’m not exactly a super model, but I’m close. I’m super mod! 😉

    I’m going to go play on that fun site you mentioned. 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 1:23 pm:

    Thanks, Angie (of almost real super mod fame). 🙂

    Have fun! I hope you post some of the photos! 🙂

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  7. AngieSSNo Gravatar says:

    p.s. This came up when I went to check out there site.
    http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp59/AngieSStafford/photofunia.jpg
    You must have sent them way too much traffic! 😀

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 1:24 pm:

    LOL 🙂

    Hopefully, it didn’t go exactly like that. 🙂

    It’s working for me… But, then again, I’m incredibly hot! 🙂

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  8. DethmamaNo Gravatar says:

    Ok… I need to get me one of those. Me and Ashton Kutcher…mmmmm.

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 21st, 2008 5:12 pm:

    Ashton Kutcher? Well, yeah, if you like young, good-looking guys with lots of money… 🙂

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  9. Chelle B.No Gravatar says:

    Aww, no matter what you are always going to be in the top 100 hottest men category at Humor Bloggers dot com. Doesn’t that make you feel all warm and tingly inside?? 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 22nd, 2008 4:45 pm:

    Thanks, Chelle! If I were any warmer or tinglier I’d need to be hosed off! 🙂

    (And, thanks for the Stumble!) 🙂

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  10. chat blancNo Gravatar says:

    but you look so dashing on the cover! 🙂

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 22nd, 2008 8:03 pm:

    Did you just comment that people are slashing the cover? My eyes aren’t so good. LOL 🙂

    Thanks! I put on my best “dot com mogul” face and, still, the camera lens didn’t shatter! 🙂

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  11. DebNo Gravatar says:

    Holy ceramic chickens! I just Googled ‘Incredibly Hot Men” wondering if Brad Pitt or George Clooney would come up, and it brought me to YOU! Could you send me an 8 x 10 autographed copy to add to my IHM collection? Thanks!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 23rd, 2008 7:17 pm:

    You bet, baby! But, you know…this kind of hotness doesn’t come cheap… 🙂

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    JoshuaNo Gravatar reply on November 25th, 2008 9:37 pm:

    I’m sure it doesn’t. But with all the money you’ll be raking in from those unnecessarily large head shots of you in front of bus stops, I’m sure you could spare some Sharpie ink and a couple [allegedly] Photoshopped 5×7’s. Unless, of course, you’re saving for your next antiqued rooster…

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on December 1st, 2008 10:43 am:

    The money pours in at such volume that I think I’ll just hire someone to sign autographs for me… LOL 🙂

  12. danaNo Gravatar says:

    Does this mean that the two gorgeous boys at my door were only taking my money and not actually selling me a subscription to ANTITHESIS? SHIT!!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 29th, 2008 6:30 pm:

    If they were gorgeous, write them a bad check, then maybe they’ll come back and you can…you know…abuse them… 🙂

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  13. HeatherNo Gravatar says:

    You’re totally hilarious! I love your writing!

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 29th, 2008 6:30 pm:

    Thanks, Heather! 🙂

    I really appreciate the compliment!

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  14. PetraNo Gravatar says:

    We are such a gullible crowd…. you should have kept your yap shut. We’d all buy your t-shirt then, but now…..?? Well, now we know you were just teasing us…..

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on November 29th, 2008 6:57 pm:

    I’m teasing you and you LOVE it! Haha! 🙂

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  15. Love adviceNo Gravatar says:

    yup…. i was looking at the cover page during reading the post …. good job williamn 😀

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    William McCammentNo Gravatar reply on December 9th, 2008 5:43 pm:

    Thank you! Any “love advice” for an Incredibly Hot Man? LOL 🙂

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