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I guess this video has been around a while but it’s new to me and it made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you. I have no idea as to what country it originated (looks Scandinavian) or whether it’s part of a TV program or a movie. But, it’s a pretty funny video in which one magnificently talented cop takes on a group of ninja bank robbers:

I wouldn’t want to be a criminal in this guy’s jurisdiction.

EDIT: An alert reader, Espen (see comments below), has informed me on the origin and name of this clip. It’s from a Swedish movie called, “Kopps.” A review can be found at BeyondHollywod. Thanks, Espen!

EDIT #2: It has been brought to my attention that these guys are NOT actually ninjas; just common everyday bank robbers dressed in black wearing ski-masks. I sort of knew that, but describing them as ninja bank robbers is so much more exciting, don’t you think? And, in my defense, the last guy does go a little kung-fu at the end.

OK, so you’ve managed to free yourself from the rubber room at the asylum, wriggle out of your straightjacket and ditch the guys in the white coats: What do you do now?

Well, if you can resist the urge to stare at your reflection in the doorknob for a few minutes, you might try visiting the following sites. All of which could only have been designed for crazy people.

This Peanut Looks like a Duck:

If you believe you are surrounded by ducks, this site might prove your theory. And, it’s not just peanuts either: there are potatoes, zucchinis, and even beer-foam that could quack at any moment. Ducks are everywhere—they’re probably watching you right now!

Gummi Bear Murder Photos:

Gummi Bears in various stages of torture, decapitation, crucifixion and death. My only question though, after seeing all the gummi violence on this site, is how they can overlook the ultimate in Gummi Bear destruction.

The O’Reilly Factor at BillO’Reilly.com:

Welcome to the impossible fantasy world of America’s most insane TV personality. This guy is nuts on a scale that could only be measured in light-years. The site, unfortunately, is kind of boring and apparently only exists to sell books, coffee mugs and adult diapers to his mentally defective fans. I watch the show every once in a while, but like most people, it’s only because I believe he’s on the brink of a complete psychotic meltdown and don’t want to miss it.

Cats that look like Hitler:

Does your cat resemble Adolph Hitler? Is it plotting an invasion of Poland? Maybe you should upload its picture. Cats on this site, affectionately called “Kitlers” are ranked according to their resemblance to The Furor.

Men who look like Kenny Rodgers:

If you wound-up in a mental institution because you thought you were Kenny Rodgers, now’s the time to prove everyone wrong by uploading your picture to this site.

Patricia Waller (Psychotic Toyshop):

Is this art? Or what? All I know is that the person that created these things should not have access to sharp instruments such as scissors or knitting needles.

Kent Rogowski (Inside-Out Teddy Bear Experiment):

Mental illness is the only explanation for something like this. This guy painstakingly took apart dozens of Teddy Bears, removed the stuffing, turned them inside out, re-stuffed, sewed them back together, and then took high-quality photographs.

If you are a real sicko, you can purchase his book and take them with you wherever you go!

OK, now that you’ve seen these web sites, maybe you should turn yourself in.