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Month: January, 2008

How to Recognize a Furball Situation

18 January, 2008 (18:45) | Cats, humor | By: William McCamment

Furball SituationThe dark side of cat ownership has always been the furball.

What happens is your cat, being very fussy about its appearance, must constantly groom itself in order to keep up with the other cats in the neighborhood. Since most cats don’t have opposable thumbs in which to hold a hair-brush (and the ones that do are raking in big bucks at small-town freak shows), they must use their tongues. This means a lot of fur gets swallowed where it collects in their stomachs and gathers into what is known in the industry as a “furball”.

After a while, the furball becomes so large and angry that the cat’s body will want to reject it. The cat has little choice in the exact moment this happens, but it seems to happen most frequently during fancy dinner parties. Many inexperienced cat owners mistake this as vomiting and assume that their cat is either sick, or just wants to humiliate them in front of company. But, both of these assumptions are usually wrong; the cat is simply following a natural process called “horking”.

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Pull My Finger

15 January, 2008 (14:30) | Art, humor | By: William McCamment

God Creates Adam

We’ve all seen photos of the beautiful ceiling panels of the Sistine Chapel painted by Michelangelo who began the work in 1508 and finished in 1512. The most famous of the series is The Creation of Adam in which God, floating around in a parachute populated by a small entourage, says to Adam, “Hey, Adam, com’ere a minute. Pull my finger…”

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Lazy Orange Cat

12 January, 2008 (12:42) | Cats, humor | By: William McCamment

I came across this video this morning and thought I’d share. This is one lazy cat. I think he better get some exercise before it’s too late. And, lay-off the lasagna.

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