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Search engine optimization can be an obsession for many bloggers. After all, if no one can find your blog, no one will visit your site. But, for this blog, I decided right from the beginning that I would have fun, write articles, and put ZERO effort into search engine optimization. If no one shows up, so be it. If I end up wasting a little bit of my time, big deal, at least I’m not out doing something truly evil like starting a cult or voting republican.

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I can guess what you’re thinking: “Hey, William, what gives you—a virtual grammar scumbag—the right to lecture anyone on proper usage and grammar?” Well, Timmy, let me explain (if your name isn’t Timmy, please either insert your own name or have it legally changed in order to maintain the integrity of this article); you see, I really only want to discuss two usage problems in which I am well versed; one is a very common mistake that drives me crazy every time I see it; the other is not so common and doesn’t bother me at all, but I find writing about it hilarious.

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I’m sitting around observing Martin Luther King Day and, like most of you, I’m wondering if there’s some kind of an Interactive LED Coffee Table Kit available because, let’s face it, when you properly move your beer across a coffee table, it is almost foolhardy to not have dozens of tiny, motion-sensitive LED lights winking on-and-off to enhance it.

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